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I'm the one and only AmsterAnne! Professional cynic, laugh therapist, shopper, music enclopedia, teaser, ponderer, knitter, singer in other peoples/pets ears, imitator of childs voices/drawings. I'm a cat not a kitty. I am deep, but I'll never show how deep. I observe. I seemingly talk nonsense. I like shades. I have a free spirit. I don't want people to cling on to me. I create, I don't destroy. I am myself, and I am respectful to others who respect me. For those who don't respect me: better watch your back fothermucker!

I've stopped chatting (MSN/Yahoo/whatever.. not that I did it a lot anyway) Learn to live with it please.

Life, Fashion, Music, Art, Humor, Vintage stuff, Lingerie and Pringles

Y tu mama tambien, Lucia y el sexo, Coen brothers movies, QT movies and corny movies with a happy ending that make me cry.

UK Comedy and shows that clog my brain with useless information... Ok.. some US comedy is good too, but I'm too snobbish to admit that! Oohh.. I forgot Ready, Steady Cook! That's my fav.. i luv ains.

Mail order catalogs

"I will kill you so hard you will die to death"